BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, I NEED TO GIVE YOU A BRIEF LESSON IN REALITY.You arrived on this page because you somehow heard about me: maybe you read one of my articles, maybe a friend told you about me, and you perused around the site for a bit and thought, “hmmm Tim has overcome a lot. I am experiencing my owm hardships like he did, maybe I should hit him up for coaching” – aww thanks bud, you’re cool too and I totally agree I should be coaching you – and then you clicked on here to find out more.
Anxiety. (FUCK THAT RIGHT?)
You have a thousand and one questions and it’s all so overwhelming that you just end up not doing anything.
I know, I know, right now you’re thinking HOLY COW TIM! ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
THIS IS ME TRYING TO LOOK ALL PSYCHIC AND WHAT NOT.
And, unfortunately, no I’m not, but I’ve worked with enough clients and studied enough psychology to pretty much predict what’s gonna happen.
So, let’s do this. I’ll outline everything online coaching entails and how my coaching process works below. And then you can make a decision if it’s right for you.
Sound good? Alright then, lets get this ball rolling.
What the hell is Online Coaching?
Ok, so if you hadn’t gathered by now, I’m quite a visual person, so in order to explain why and how coaching will help you.
I’m gonna draw it all out. And it’s gonna be awesome.
This is you without Tim.
You’re starting out but there’s all this conflicting information, obstacles, and things of that nature that’s leaving you confused, frustrated, and anxious.
This is you with Tim.
Guys waste an inordinate amount of time trying to work things out for themselves. Having an experienced coach will fast track your results.
Why do you think every hero in every story has had a mentor figure.
– Harry had Dumbledore
– Gohan had Piccolo
– Naruto had Jiraiya
– Anakin had Obi-Wan…let’s just forget the part where he does the whole Darth Vader destroy the universe thing…
Well. That turned real dark, real quick.
The internet has made it so that you, the client, can now make an educated choice on whom you wish to work with.
The internet has increased your options. You can now work with whom you wish to work with instead of being coupled with a random trainer from your local gym who you may not know nothing about.
My CV, so to speak, is all over the web: the blogs I write, my obnoxiously long Facebook posts, all the radios shows I did with Alayna in LA, all the popular websites I've written for, and of course, all the amazing people I help – from all of this you can discern a few things:
– Do you like me? I’m not for everyone, and if you enjoy reading my content, then you’re also going to enjoy working with me. This automatically increases your chances of success. The more you like me, the better our relationship = the better your results.
– Do I know my shit? From all the content I’ve put out, you can find out if I actually know what I’m talking about.
– Am I a scammer? Look, it’s the internet and scams can happen. You have every right to be suspicious. Me putting myself out there should give you the confidence that I’m real and not a catfish trying to start a relationship on MTV.
Ok, you’ve piqued my interest, what do I get when I sign up?
All of this amazing Stuff!
- Training Program. No cookie-cutter plans around here. All plans are tailored to the individual trainee, their likes, dislikes, training, health and injury history being taken into account. I have worked with some of the industries leading athletes to make sure all my programs are effective and challenging.
- Personalized Nutrition Programming.
Enjoy low carb, higher fat? – I gotchu.
Prefer Higher carbs and lower fat? – I gotchu.
Vegetarian? No problemo. Im not here to judge.
My point is simply this: I’m not married to one approach, whatever is suitable and preferred by the client, we’ll go with that and get you results. Macronutrient based plans are a fail safe method.
- Discounts on Supplementation. A list of all the supplements that you may need, and actually work. No nonsense, straight talk about supplements that work with strong scientific support. I include my athlete code so if you ever want to buy, you'll never pay full price.
- Checking In/Updates. Clients check in once per week [every sunday] so I can keep a track on progress and make changes as needed. You can do this via my mobile app or email.
- 100% Full Access to Me. Out to dinner and confused on what to eat? Not sure about a certain exercise? The gyms busy, what should I replace this exercise with? I’m there for ya! Again, just message me within the app.
- Guidance and Learning. from someone who talks the talk and walks the walk. And has been where you are right now. A successful body transformation is just as much, if not more, the psychology as it is the physiology, and a big part of understanding the psychology is to have been and done what you’re preaching. Which I am proud to say I have.
No more frustration, anxiety, and confusion over what to do and what not to do, what’s safe and what isn’t, what works and what doesn’t. What’s myth and what’s fact. This alone will take a load off your shoulders: let me handle your training and nutrition so you can focus on the rest of your life.
BUT, WAIT. THERE’S MORE.
– Knowledge and education: want to know why I programmed your training a certain way? Why I choose keto or low carb for some clients and high carb, low fat for others? What supplements work and what don’t? Once you have this knowledge, you’ll be able to go off on your own and maintain a good physique. No more Yo-Yo dieting or falling for fads. An actual diet based on lifestyle.
– Lol’s: because humor is the essence of life and a successful body transformation, duh.
– And most importantly: awesome-insanely-life-changing-results that will leave you healthy, confident, sexier, and you’ll live longer. Which I guess is pretty cool, too.
Oh, and you also get this awesome picture of Arnie.
Please. If you’re not really serious about changing your body – don’t bother applying. I’m here to be your mentor, guide, spirit-animal, whatever. I am not here to babysit. If you’re not willing to do the work, no amount of coaching is going to help.
If you think this one of those 3-weeks-to-ripped sorta things: don’t apply.
If you have any serious health concerns: don’t apply. Not that I wouldn’t love to work with you, I would. But, I’m not a doctor and I’d rather you work with someone who has the right experience and qualifications to help you as safely as possible (I’m happy to offer suggestions, so let me know)
If you’re not into looking good naked, having more energy, building better habits, and generally just becoming an even awesome’r human: don’t apply.
Addendum: Who I Work With
+ Guys and Girls, generally in the 18-30 year range, but I have trained as young as 72 years of age.
+ Have experience with lifting weights – You don’t have to be a super advanced lifter but you need to be able to perform the basics with good form. This whole getting you sexy thing is done online. I have videos in my app to help, but keep good habits. And for it to work I need the client to have a solid base from which we can build on otherwise it isn’t going to work out.
+ ‘I don’t know about calories and macros? Am I not able to work with you? – Not at all. My role as a coach is to teach. And the calorie and macro thing is easy to teach online, unlike performing exercises correctly, so it’s not a big deal.
+ Natural, Bruh. I have no issues with people wanting to take steroids, that’s their choice, but I only work with naturals. K, bye Felicia!
+ People who are prepared to work hard – a) see diatribe in the previous section and, b) I’m not here to waste your time. Neither should you be.
If you’re reading this and thinking WOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT, TAKE MY BODY AND CHANGE IT. RIGHT NOW. LETS DO THIS!
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*Please note: Once you buy your membership, your application form is my first point of contact with you. And I can glean a lot about a person from the way they fill out the form. If all your answers aren't filled out – or sentence – long (except where necessary) is short, I’ll simply delete your application and cancel payment because I have zero interest working with people like that: if you can’t be bothered to fill out the form, then I can’t be bothered to work with you. Like I said – I’m not here to babysit.